From the recording Peanut Butter
I like it on wheat, but I’ll take white,
Sometimes on crackers late at night.
I get my sticky fingers everywhere,
It tastes so good, hell I don’t care.
It’s just peanut, peanut butter and jelly,
Peanut, peanut butter ummm honey.
Peanut, peanut butter all the time.
Elvis liked it with bananas cause that tastes good,
He’d stick to Priscilla, but she understood
Even a king needs the simple things,
He’d say thank you very much for the joy it brings.
Keep your caviar and your Swiss fondue,
Brie smells funny and so do you.
High class parties really give me fits,
So I’ll be in the kitchen putting it on a Ritz singing.
We’ve all liked it since our first school snack,
Even after a struggle a dog will come back,
For more and more with a tired tongue,
And say, “I’m your best friend, your number one,
I’m your best friend now give me some of that.
When I die don’t take me too far,
Just burn me up and put me in a jar.
And spread me out on a peanut field,
And I’ll come back as the perfect meal.